Standard (EADGBE)

Verse

switch back and forth between "Am, and F")

Thinking of all the cool creatures

That I will meet, tonight

Ghosts and Goblins and Witches

Roaming the streets, in moonlight

Bowls of candy and goodies

Delicious and waiting in store

Sounds of cute little footsteps

As they approach my front door

Letting the childeren inside to drink beers

Razor blades hidden in 3 muskateers

Sounds from the basement of kids begging to be set free

 That's what Halloween means to me

Tightening the clamps that are holding

Their little heads, so tight

Putting my lips to their ears

As I whisper, please, don't fight

I promise to let you go home

If you swear not to tell, a soul

I'll just un-tie these, I'm kidding

Where is my hacksaw, let's rock n roll

A pinch of your brother a teaspoon of you

With the head of ________ would make a good stew

I'd give you a taste but your tongue's in the stew, irony?

 That's what Halloween means to me

(stephen noises)

Trick or treat, smell my feet

Give me something good to eat

Trick or treat, smell my feet

Give me someone, good to eat

Then he goes back and forth with "Am, F" while make scary sounds.

End on "C"