Standard (EADGBE)

2x

 I want to write you a poem

 That stands the test of all time

 A couplet, a quatrain, a ballad, an ode

 With meter and rythm and rhyme

 I want it to speak of your virtue

 Sing praise to your stature and poise

 I want it to capture your beauty

 The soul that's alive in your voice

 I want it to tell of your wisdom

 How the courage within your heart soars

 But all I can think of is how I be lovin'

 Them big, big, big titties of yours

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Oh, how my heart sings

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Ooooh, love those things

 They bounce like a kid on a trampoline

 They swing like a 40's jazz band

 They stand up like a rock-solid alibi

 They don't even fit in my hand

 They curve like a pitch in the big leagues

 They burn with a passion so hot

 And that is the reason I can't wait to squeeze 'em

 Them big, big, big titties you've got

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Oh, love's in the air

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Ooooh, what a pair

 Oh I need to need them like sculptors kneed clay

 They dance in my dreams in a graceful ballet

I'll kiss them so sweetly goodnight at the end of the day

 They're firm like a John Grisham novel

 They swell like a wave in the sea

 No matter what part of the room that I'm in

 They're always looking at me

 They're soft like the cheek of a baby

 They're sweet like the honey of bees

 I'll never ignore them, I'll even adore them

 Someday when they're touching your knees

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Ooooh, what a rack

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Ooooh, hurt your back

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Ooooh, on my knees

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Ooooh, double D's

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Ooooh, glory be

Ooooh, Hallelujah

Ooooh, set them free