Half A Man Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

 All my Edays,

  I Glive with Dmy disgErace

 I'm Gafraid to Dshow my Eface

 Or at lGeast take Doff my Cunderwear...

 See I was Eborn

 Like a Ghalf way Dneutered Epet

 I don’t Ghave a Dmatching Eset

 It’s a Gpart of Dme

 That Cjust aint there

Please, don’t stare

Chorus

 Well I’m a Egambling man withG out two dice

 I’m like EUncle Ben with only one Ggrain of rice

 Oh to Ehave two testis would Gbe so nice

 But I’m hDalf Ca maEn

 Yeah, I’m Dhalf Ca manE

Verse2

 Wanna Edie

 end it aGll, just Dcall it Equits

 I can’t Gfind a Dcup that Efits

 And at Gbaseball Dgames I Cfeel so dumb

 When I Chear “ball one?

 Oh, my EGod

 How could Gyou have Dbeen so Ecruel

 To give Gme one Dfamily Ejewel

 And the Gone that’s Dthere must Cfeel so sad

 He’s a Clonely nad

Chorus 2

 Well I’m a Emarathon runner with Gjust one leg

 I’m a Efallopian tube with jGust one egg

 Oh, I Ewant another testi

 Do I Ghave to beg?

 I’m Dhalf Ca Eman

 Yeah, im Dhalf Ca Eman

Bridge

EkinGda lEike GchorEus G D C

Chorus 3

 Well I’m a Etweedle dee with no tweedle dGum

 And I’m a ESiskel and an Ebert with just one Gthumb

 And I’m a EYo Ho Ho with no bottle of Grum

 I’m just Dhalf Ca mEan

 Yeah, I’m Dhalf Ca mEan