Standard (EADGBE)

When grandfahter dies

Life will strange

When grandfather dies

 my whole world will change

when granderfather dies

I'll scream and I'll yell

cause I'll f**king rich

as hell

Chorus

 So grandfather die

don't keep me in suspense

 oh, grandfather cough

up that inheritance

 oh grandfather don't

hold on another day

I love you to death

 but I've got bills to pay

(Stroke Down Once) D

A stroke would be nice

disease would be cool

I'll scatter his ashes

In my new swimmin' pool

I'll party with Hef

I'll dine with the Queen

Now what say we unplug

 that machine.

 Now grandfather die

before the Fiscal Year

 oh grandfather I

Wish Kervorkian were here

 oh grandfather fly

just take your final vow

 oh grandfather die

the family hates you anyhow

(Stroke Down Slowly Once) D

Bridge

 For God's sake,

 you must be as old as the sun

 you're social security number is one

 You're deaf, dumb, and blind

 and an amputee

 you donate your blood

 every time that you pee

 your arthritis acts up

 whenever it rains

 your so old, your penis

 has vericose veins

 oh why don't do die grandpa

 why must you fight

 you old motherf**ker

 just walk towards the goddamn light

 oohh walk toward the light old man

(Stroke Down Once) D

It's all over now

 My granddaddy's dead

a mysterious blow

 to his wrinkled old head

Before I collect

 A small oversight

 But everything should work out alright

 I'll start working on my grandma tonight

Chords:

If you think this is all wrong just go check out the video clip of it at the

Comedy Central website. If there are small errors in the song well I guess thats

just too bad cause im not changing it and if these are wrong and you know the

right ones then just be proud of yourself...