Gerbil Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AI bought a Ggerbil at the Dpetting Czoo

AIf Richard GGere can do it, DI can Ctoo.

AI get unGdressed and I Dstart to Clube

AI stick the Ggerbil in the Dend of the Ctube.

(strum the pre-chorus)

A♯Wondering just Ahow he'll feel

 will he A♯like it better than his Alittle wheel

A♯careful now he's Aright beside me

A♯one more inch and Che's inside me

DGO!F!! D FGerbil Dgo! F D F

(1st Chorus)

DBurrow Fharder, Dburrow Fdeeper

Dbe my Flittle Dchimney Fsweeper

Done thing FI forDgot Fabout

C N/C

how am I supposed to get you out

(back to picking the verse)

 so Anow my Ggerbils on Deasy Cstreet

Ait's warm and Gcozy and there's Dplenty to Ceat

Athe situatGion is Dbeyond my Ccontrol

Agotta find a Gway to get himD out of his Chole.

(sturm pre-chorus)

A♯I tried crowbars AI tried wires

A♯I almost got him with a Apair of pliers

A♯I tried cheese but Ahe's not biting

A♯I wish this wasn't Aso exciting

DGo!F!! D GeFrbil GoD!!! F D F

(2nd Chorus)

DJesus, FI am Dsuch a Fsucker

DPlease get Fout you Dfury Ffuuuahhh!

DI think FI am gDetting Fill

C N/C

suddenly he's very very still

(back to picking verse)

ANow it's too Glate my Dgerbil Cdied

AI guess I haveG committed DgerbaCcide

Ahere's some Gadvice Dit's very clear Ccut

A G D (no C) A

if you love your gerbil...don't stick him up your butt

(Continue strumming verse chords)

don't stick him up your butt

little furry gerbil in your booty hole

don't stick him up your booma whomma wam

(start babbling to the music,

kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind)

Yeah!

 (end on chord A)