Standard (EADGBE)

Wanna have some quality time with my son

So I brought him down to the fishin’ hole

Didn’t like the feelin of that worm in his hand

Got mad, threw down his fishin pole

Said that’s all right son lets go and get an ice cream

Let your old man buy you a treat

But he didn’t like no flavors up upon that wall

Started crying and ran into the street

He’s an a**hole, my kids an a**hole

I swear he just don’t float my boat

Always crying, always crying,

made me wanna punch him in his little throat

(Play the above thoughout the entire song until the outro shown below)

I’m on a real a**hole streak

I could open an a**hole boutique

I think this song has reached its peak

Cadd9 G --> (strike hard once)

Goodbye you a**holes, see you next week