Dirty Sanchez Chords

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Intro

Am Dm Dm E E Am

Am Dm Dm E Am

Verse 1

 I Ammet a senorita and she wDmas so-a sweet-a

 So I apprEoached and asked her for a little dAmance

 She tAmurned and gave a smile, and then she shDmook it for a while

 And I knEew I had to get into her.Am.. pants

Verse 2

 So for hAmours we were grinding, her bDmeauty was so blinding

 I suggEested to mi casa we must Amgo

 Her bAmody's ripe and sweaty; she sDmaid “I think I’m ready”

 And that’s whEen our love had begun to grAmow

Verse 3

 I turned Amon some music salsa, and spread colDmogne upon my balls, and

 Was a-rEeady for this girl to meet her dAmoom

 The cAmandles set the mood, "I hope you Dmdo not think I’m rude"

 As I gEently show the way to pap&aacAute;s room...

Chorus 1

 N/C A F

I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip

 OhhGhhhhh – that’s the Dirty SCanchez

 "PlEm7ease don't thAink that I am crass, love that fFinger in your ass"

 OhhGhhhhh – love the Dirty SCanchez Em7

 I hAope you see the truth; finger lFooks like... Baby Ruth

 OhhGhhhhh – in the Dirty SCanchez

 YEm7our lAife will be complete, nothing eFver smelled as sweet

  E N/C

Ohhh.. [inhale]

 N/C

("That's fucking disgusting")

 As The Dirty SEanchez.E7..!

Verse 4

 I was lAmooking for another babe to be my lDmittle Sanchez Slave

 I found an aEctress; she was needy as can Ambe

 So I Amput on all my charm, "Don’t want to cDmause you no alarm"

 "But you’re the mEost bonita girl I’ve ever sAmeen"

Verse 5

  Am Dm N/C

I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck

 She was a swEeet young thing, but ready for a trAmick

 I had a sAmhot - she had one too; it was the prDmoper thing to do

 And then I gEave her hungry brown eye once we lAeft...

Chorus 2

 N/C A F

I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip

 OhhGhhhhh – that’s the Dirty SCanchez

 YEm7our lAife will be complete, nothing eFver smelled as sweet

  E N/C

Ohhh.. [inhale]

 N/C

"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"

 As The Dirty SEanchez.E7..!

Verse 6

 My GAmod, it was beyond control; I couldn’t gDmet enough... butt hole

 And thEen I found my perfect little mAmatch

 She had a LAmatin ass; divine! She promised Dmit would all be mine!

 But fEirst she had a certain itch to scAmratch...

Verse 7

 She said, “I hAmave one small request to put Dmour love to the test"

 "You’re my bEig strong caballero, yes it’s tAmrue"

 "I’ll let you rAmavage my behind but, mi aDmmor, if you don’t mind"

  E N/C Am

"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"

Verse 8

 "So, now bAmaby you bend over and you aDmct like my dog, Rover"

 "I got a nEegros strap-on dildio especAmial!"

 She pulled Amout a jar of jelly and then she thDmrew me on my belly

 And slEathered up my tight virgin canAmal...

Bridge

 SAmhe dug her finger up my ass.Dm.. and smeared it on my upper lip

 OEooooohh - that’s a Dirty SaAmnchez!

 It hurt my tender balloon knot.Dm.. the farther up her finger got

EOoo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty SAmanchez...!

 Until the pain came to my eyes.Dm.. and a quiver in my thighs

 .E.. Surprise! I like the Dirty SAmanchez!

Chorus 3

 That arAoma I know well made my hFeart begin to swell

 Ah, hGell! We love the Dirty SCanchez!

Em7I shoved my fAinger up his ass, and smeared Fon his upper lip

 OhhGhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty SCanchez'

 (AnEm7d I give him nAine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,

 a Rusty TrombFone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)

 OhhGhhhhh – in the Dirty SEanchez

 N/C Am Dm E Am

In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...

Outro

 N/C

Dirty Sanchez!

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