Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse
It's college time again, September's almost here.
Hanging with freshman girls, frat parties kegs of beer.
I see I girl I've wanted, make sure it's Delta Kai,
We take some Oxycotton, and then we're getting high.
Prechorus
And then as I undress her, inside my sibulus...
She says but wait, professor, this wasn't on the syllabus!
Chorus
I'm a bad professor, I'm a bad professor
Ten year titty caresser, I'm a bad, bad bad
Verse
Tutoring in my apartment, turned into a slow dance
Hey baby what's your minor, got your major in my pants
I love her student body, she wants a better grade,
I say if you roll over I'll throw in financial aid
Prechrous:
Preparing for your midterm, if you want I can help you cram
But who cares about the essay test, so let's skip ahead to the oral exam!
Chorus
I'm a bad professor --that's a blowjob reference--
I'm a bad professor
Your money's on the dresser,
I'm a bad, bad, bad.