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Intro

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Everyone knows Jesus

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The guy who healed the lame

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Well I am Jesus' brother

Craig is my name

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Jesus is the prince of peace

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Jesus is the lamb

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Jesus is the son of god

But Craig don't give a damn

Because when Craig's in sight We'll party all damn night

I don't turn water into wine but into Cold Coors Light

I'm not my brother I know, don't walk on H20

But I got hydroponic shit that me and Judas grow

I'm fuckin' Craig

I'm fuckin' Craig

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

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Craig Christ

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I hang out with Leppers

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Barabas and Sodomay

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Jesus' friends are called apostles

Those dudes are totally gay

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Jesus performs miracles

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From Galilee to Rome

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But it would be a miracle

If he brought a fuckin' lady home

Because while Jesus is prayin' fuckin' Craig is layin'

Every lady in the testament you know what I'm sayin'

I won't die for your sin, like my famous kin,

But if you've got a younger sister then there's room at this inn

I'm fuckin' Craig

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

Yeah I'm fuckin' Craig

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Craig Christ

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Jesus was our mother's fave

All her love to him she gave

But theres no sibling rivalry

When hes nailed to that tree

And now the question for you is not what would Jesus do

But where will you be when the Craig machine comes partyin' through

And if the lord will allow, ain't got to ask yourself how

who and why and when and where is my messiah now

Its fuckin' Craig

Its fuckin' Craig

Fuckin' Craig

Fuckin' Craig

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Craig Christ

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Craig Christ

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Craig Christ

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I'm fuckin Craig