Standard (EADGBE)

Made love to you all night long

Then I got to write you this song

(I admit, I forgot this line)

Must have been sent from heaven above

Don't think you could ever do no wrong

 Then you farted

Oh baby you farted!

At first I thought that it was kind of cute

I suppressed a smile when I heard your girlie poot-poot

Then the smell came a-wafting by

Brought a little tear drop to my eye

Think that I'll go sleep out on the couch

Cuz you fart

It could make milk curdle, make your skin

Make the paint peel off of the wall

Don't wanna sleep under the covers no more

Since the hot blew from outcha back door.

I think s**t my pants!