Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 My lady give birth today

 I run to her room right away

 She smiles with glee, and hands her to me

 I look at my newborn and say

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 Damn thats an ugly baby

 Damn thats an ugly ass baby

 I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned

 Cause damn that's an ugly baby

 Can't Believe this came from me

 Think her mom did too much LSD

 She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big

 But her hair color doesn't match her beard

Chorus

 Damn thats an ugly baby

 Damn thats an ugly ass baby

 I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back

 Cause damn thats and ugly baby

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 And when she smiles I find

Shame McGallen comes to mind

 It makes me want to cry

When I look into her good eye

I always wanted kids

Is it wrong to hope for SIDS

 The doctor calles me in

Mr. Lynch she has a twin

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 Damn that's a good lookin baby

 One for two on the good lookin babys

 Now I start to weep, this one we can keep

 Cause that was an ugly Ass..

 Damn thats an ugly ass baby

 Damn thats an ugly ass baby

 Damn thats an ugly ass baby

Ending: Play like the chorus

 She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye

 And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh

 Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy

 Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?

Oh no...not me....

 I dont want no ugly baby

 I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby

 Damn thats an ugly baby