Capo 1st fret
Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
My lady give birth today
I run to her room right away
She smiles with glee, and hands her to me
I look at my newborn and say
Chorus
Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I'm feeling quite concerned, my semen must have turned
Cause damn that's an ugly baby
Can't Believe this came from me
Think her mom did too much LSD
She's skinny like a twig, at least her nuts are big
But her hair color doesn't match her beard
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Damn thats an ugly baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
I give the doc a smack and say can't you put her back
Cause damn thats and ugly baby
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And when she smiles I find
Shame McGallen comes to mind
It makes me want to cry
When I look into her good eye
I always wanted kids
Is it wrong to hope for SIDS
The doctor calles me in
Mr. Lynch she has a twin
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Damn that's a good lookin baby
One for two on the good lookin babys
Now I start to weep, this one we can keep
Cause that was an ugly Ass..
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Ending: Play like the chorus
She's got one good tooth and one ear and one eye
And thank God just one nose but it's on her left thigh
Now doctor I'm asking you guy to guy
Would a really really really late term abortion still fly?
Oh no...not me....
I dont want no ugly baby
I said Damn thats an ugly ass baby
Damn thats an ugly baby