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Um... I wanted to write a song about the three loves of my life

That have, you know, slipped away somehow

Uh, but I could only come up with... two

I was in love with an albino

 Her lack of pigment seemed like fun

Her skin, the whitest alabaster

 Her eyes as pink as pinkest bubblegum

Then one day it snowed real hard

And she disappear--ear--ear--red

  That's one

  Here's two

I loved little Agnus Johnson

 I met her at the old folks' home

She'd call me up and say "Hey Stephen

 Come give old Mother Hubbard a bone"

Then one day her EKG went

Beep beep bee--eee--eee--eep

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