A History Lesson Chords

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Am C 2x

AmBen Franklin went Cout one night,

AmTied a key to the Cend of a kite,

AmElectricity sCtruck so bright,

DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas

Friends:

You called the kids motherfuckers?

Stephen:

Some of them were motherfuckers, yes.

Friends:

Science

Stephen:

Ummm... okay!

AmIssac Newton sat Cunder a tree,

AmAn apple hit him in the Chead so he,

AmSaid holy shit that's Cgravity,

DmWrite it down muthafucAmkas

Stephen:

I have a million of these.

Friends:

Then why don't you do the pilgrims?

Stephen:

Okay... hey now and...

AmPilgrims raced agaCinst the clock,

AmLooking for aC place to dock,

AmThey said fuck it here's CPlymouth Rock,

DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas.

Friends:

I don't like the fact that you are implying that the

pilgrims were lazy.

Stephen:

I'm not implying anything.

Friend:

Wright Brothers.

Oooh that's a good one.

Stephen:

Uh...

AmA dude named COrville Wright,

AmTold his bro lets Cinvent flight,

AmSo Wilbur said "igCht",

DmWrite it down muthaAmfuckas

Stephen:

Yes, yes Wilbur said "ight"

Friend:

Wilbur said "ight"?

Stephen:

In my story he did.

Friend:

Wilbur was street in your story?

Stephen:

That's right.

Friend:

Word.

Stephen:

See, you can't stump me

Friend:

Slavery?

Stephen:

Uh there is nothing funny about slavery... well...

AmAbe Lincoln Clead the nation,

AmFreed slaves form Cthe plantation,

AmEmanci-mothafuckin' Cproclamation,

DmWrite it down anaAmnem-ops.

Friend:

Gandhi!

Stephen:

Uh... I did not have a Ghandi one. Uh...

Alright hold on, hold on, hold on.

Gandhi... Uh... alright.

(Slowly)

AmGandhi is Cwhat you said,

AmAn Indian with Ca bald head,

AmAnd he was a bit Cunder fed,

DmWrite is down muthaAmfuckas!

Stephen:

See?! Yeah! Fired from that job!

Friend:

Your a genius.

I think this is correct. If you don't think it sounds right,

by all means correct me. :-)

Enjoy the song!