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Verse 1

I want a cold, cold Christmas

 I hope it's twenty below

 Let a winter storm bury all that's warm

 In a bone-chilling blanket of snow

Thought you would love me forever

 Turns out you wanted to part

Now I want a cold, cold Christmas

 To go with your cold cold heart

Verse 2

Oh I want a cold, cold Christmas

 One that's bitter and barren and bleak

 Where the weather's foul and the west winds howl

 And the sun doesn't shine for a week

You hung up my heart like a stocking

 Then went and stuffed it with coal

Now I want a cold, cold Christmas

 To gnaw at the depths of your soul

Chorus

I'll be alone this Christmas

You'd think it would cut like a knife

But I'm numb inside cause a part of me's died

 From the frostbite you spread on my life

[SPOKEN PART - SAME AS VERSE]

[SPOKEN]

Darlin', Christmas with you, I used to love it so

We'd trade presents and kiss beneath the mistletoe

I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too

Remember? I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too?

Those days are over now but I still want you to know

Even though I'm not the one you'll be kissin' beneath that mistletoe

I'll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheer

And every minute of every other day of the year

I'm serious.

Chorus

So cold that it pierces your body

So cold that it hurts every breath

In fact I wouldn't mind if you woke up to find

 Your new man had frozen to death

Verse 3

So go have a cold, cold Christmas

 A blustery landscape of pain

 Though I'm warm in my skin, I'm still snowed in

 By the blizzard that fell in my brain

Only a week until New Year

 That's when I'll make a new start

But first comes a cold, cold Christmas

 To go with your cold, cold heart

 Your frozen, nasty heart