Can I Interest You In Hanukkah Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Jon: Can I Ginterest you Fdim in AmHannukah?D7

 Maybe Gsomething in a FdimFestival of CLights D7

 It's a Csensible D7alternative to GChristmas E7

 And it Amlasts for seven - for you - eight D7nights.

 n/C

Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it.

 n/C

Jon: Well, you could do worse.

 Stephen: Is it Gmerry? Fdim

 Jon: It's Amkind of merry D7

 Stephen: Is it Gcheery? Fdim

 Jon: It's Cgot some D7cheer

 Stephen: Is it Cjolly?

 Jon: Look, I D7wouldn't know from Gjolly. E7

 But it's Cnot my least unD7favourite time ofG year.G7

 Stephen: When's it Cstart?

 Jon: The D725th

 Stephen: Of GDecember?

 Jon: E7Kislev

 Stephen: When is Cwhen exactly? D7

 Jon: I will Gcheck E7

 Stephen: Are there Cpresents?

 Jon: Yes, indD7eed 8 days of Gpresents E7

 Which means one Cnice one, then a week of D7dreck.

 Stephen: Does CHanukkah comGmemorate Amevents profound and Gholy? A Cking who came

 to Gsave the world?

 Jon: No, Amoil that burned quite D7slowly

 n/C

Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic!

 n/C G

Jon: There's more! We have latkes

 Stephen: What are Fdimthey?

 Jon: Potato Ampancakes. D7 We have Gdreidels

 Stephen: What are Fdimthey?

 Jon: Wooden Amtops. D7 We have Ccandles

 Stephen: What are D7they?

 Jon: THEY ARE GCANDLES!E7 And when we Clight them, oh the D7fun it never Gstops.

 n/C

What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try?

 Stephen: I'm Ctrying see me Gas a Jew, I'm Amtrying even Gharder

 But CI believe in GJesus Christ, so Amit's a real non-D7starter

 Jon: I can't Ginterest youFdim in AmHanukkah?D7 Just a Glittle bit?Fdim

 Stephen: No thanks I'll Ampass.D7 I'll keep CJesus, you D7keep your potato

Gpancakes.E7 But I Amhope that you enG7Mjoy 'em on Ambehalf of all of the Ggoyim.

 Jon: Be Amsure to tell the G7MPontiff, my Ampeople say Good GYontif.

 Stephen: AmThat's exactly what I'll E7do

 n/c C D7

Both: Happy holidays, you

 Jon/Stephen: GToo!/Jew!

Jon: Too?