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I would love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show

 Yes I?d love to tour the Southland in a travelling minstrel show

 Yes I?m dying to be a star and make them laugh

Sound just like a record on a phonograph

These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah

I have never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time

Yes I?ve never met Napoleon, but I plan to find the time

Cause he looked so fine upon that hill

They tell me he was lonely, he?s lonely still

These days are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah

Solo verse

I stand up on the platform

 The man gives me the news

 He said you must be joking son

 Where did you get those shoes

 Where did you get those shoes

Well I?ve seen ?em on the TV the movie shows

They say the times are changing but I just don?t know

These things are gone forever, over a long time ago, oh yeah

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