Standard (EADGBE)

I met you down at the Seventh Veil

The first night that I got out of jail

Your lips were red and your skin was pale

You were the one that I wanted to nail

Yeah.

I asked you for a table dance

You came over and put your hands in my pants

I ain't lookin' for no wild romance

but by the way: hey you got any blow?

Stripper girl

 Heaven sent, pay my phone bill, pay my rent

Stripper girl

 I love you, all my friends really love you too

I really love your boobies

I wanna love you til the end of time

I wanna love you in a 69

I wanna love you where the sun don't shine

Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool.

Take my cock into your backdoor

I wanna fuck you fuckin' whore

I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace

Til I squirt hot juicy all over your face

Stripper girl

 Heaven sent, take one look and I pitch a tent

Stripper girl

 You're the best, up all night on crystal meth

Yeah!

Sometimes you think that I'm a jerk

When you catch me fucking your friends from work

I'll be there to catch you when you fall

If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call

(Rhythm for guitar solo is same as intro)

Guitar solo

I really love you baby

I wanna watch you dance

I didn't mean to fuck your friend

Give me one more chance

Stripper girl

 On my lap, hope I didn't give you the clap

Stripper girl

 I need some cash, get on stage and shake that ass

Stripper girl

 Heaven sent, thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah

Stripper girl

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