Eb (D♯A♯F♯C♯G♯D♯)

during the B5 chord in the verses they do this:

 I would give you the stars in the sky

 But they're too far away

If you were a hooker, you'd know

 I'd be happy to pay

If suddenly you were a guy

 I'd be suddenly gay

 'Cause my heart belongs to you

 My love is pure and true

 My heart belongs to you

 But my cock is community property

 You're the only girl that I like to screw

 When I'm not on the road

When I come home, my dinner's made

 And the front lawn is mowed

I'll kiss your mouth

 Even after you swallow my load

 'Cause my heart belongs to you

 There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do

 My heart belongs to you

 But my cock is community property

Bridge

I wanna make it clear

So you retain it

My dick's a free spirit

And you can't restrain it

No, you just can't chain it down

at the next verse there is a little picked part:

I love you so much it hurts

From my head to my feet

I think of you and I can't

Help but fondle my meat

I see your face every time

That I go out and cheat

 'Cause my heart belongs to you

 There ain't nothing that I wouldn't do

 My heart belongs to you

 But my dong is community property

Yeah, yeah, yeah

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