Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Everybody knows when you go to the show

 You can't take the kids along

You've gotta read the paper

 And know the code of G PG and R and X

 And you gotta know what the movie's about

 Before you even go

 Tex Ritter's gone and Disney's dead

 And the screen is filled with sex

Chorus

Whatever happened to Randolph Scott

Ridin' the train alone

Whatever happened to Gene and Tex

 And Roy and Rex, The Durango Kid

Oh, whatever happened to Randolph Scott

 His horse plain as could be

Whatever happened to Randolph Scott

 Has happened to the best of me

(Repeat Intro)

Everybody's tryin to make a comment

About our doubts and fears

True Grit's the only movie

 I've really understood in years

 You gotta take your analyst along

 To see if it's fit to see

Whatever happened to Randolph Scott

 Has happened to the industry

Chorus

Whatever happened to Johnny Mack Brown

 And Alan Rocky Lane

Whatever happened to Lash LaRue

 I'd love to see them again

Whatever happened to Smiley Burnette

 Tim Holt and Gene Autry

Whatever happened to all of these

 Has happened to the best of me

Whatever happened to Randolph Scott

 Has happened to the industry

(Repeat Intro)