Standard (EADGBE)

Saturday morning serials, chapters 1 through 15.

Fly paper, penny loafers, Lucky Strike Green.

 Flat tops, sock hops, Studebaker, Pepsi Please.

Ahh, do you remember these?

Cigar Bands on your hand, your daddy's socks rolled down.

Sticks, no plugs, and aviator caps with flaps that button down.

Movie stars on Dixie Cup tops, and knickers to your knees.

Ahh, do you remember these?

 The Hit Parade, grape Tru-Aid, the Sadie Hawkins Dance.

Pedal pushers, duck-tail hair, and pegging your pants.

Howdy-Doody, Tutti-Frutti, the seam up the back of her hose.

Ahh, do you remember those?

James Dean, he was keen, Sunday movies were taboo.

 The Senior Prom, Judy's mom, Rock-n-Roll was new.

Cracker Jack prize, stars in your eyes, ask Daddy for the keys.

Ahh, do you remember these?

The boogey man, lemonade stands, taking your tonsils out.

Indian burn, and wait your turn, and 4 foul balls you're out.

Cigarette loads, and secret codes, and saving lucky stars.

 Can you remember back that far?

 To boat neck shirts, and fender skirts, and crinoline petticoats.

Mum's the word, and a dirty bird, and a double root-beer float.

Moon hub caps. and loud heel taps. and he's a real gone cat.

Ahh, do you remember that?

Dancing close, little moron jokes, and cooties in her hair.

Captain Midnight, Ovaltine, and The Whip at the County Fair.

Charles Atlas Course, Roy Roger's Horse, and only The Shadow knows.

Ahh, do you remember those?

Gable's charm, Frog in your arm, loud mufflers, pitching woo.

Going steady, Veronica and Betty, white bucks, and Blue Suede Shoes.

Knock Knock jokes, and Who's there?..Dewey, Dewey who?

Do we, remember these.

Outro

Yes, we do..ahh, do we, do we remember these?

Aseventies smash from Kraziekhat.