Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

 I met her just last Wednesday

 By Friday she was mine

Saturday she spent the night

 And everything was fine

 By Sunday she was on my nerves

 I wanna be alone

Tuesday's here it's been a week

Why won't she go home

Chorus

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In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

 I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again

Verse 2

 The start of week two

 She cooks me dinner at her pad

 But I can't believe its just so

 I can meet her mom and dad

 So I sat her down and told her

 I just wanna be friends

 Today when I got home

 The crazy bitch was movin in (here we go again)

Chorus

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In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

 I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again

Dear God I'm so ashamed

I'll do anything to get laid

Dear God I'm so ashamed

I'm so ashamed

Chorus

]

In the bedroom she's faking

All the good ones are taken

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead

 I just want a normal girlfriend

But here we go again

Dear God I'm so ashamed (here we go again)

I'll do anything to get laid (here we go again)

Dear God I'm so ashamed

 I just want a normal girlfriend

 But here we go again