Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
I met her just last Wednesday
By Friday she was mine
Saturday she spent the night
And everything was fine
By Sunday she was on my nerves
I wanna be alone
Tuesday's here it's been a week
Why won't she go home
Chorus
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In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Verse 2
The start of week two
She cooks me dinner at her pad
But I can't believe its just so
I can meet her mom and dad
So I sat her down and told her
I just wanna be friends
Today when I got home
The crazy bitch was movin in (here we go again)
Chorus
]
In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Dear God I'm so ashamed
I'll do anything to get laid
Dear God I'm so ashamed
I'm so ashamed
Chorus
]
In the bedroom she's faking
All the good ones are taken
Do I have freak stamped across my forehead
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again
Dear God I'm so ashamed (here we go again)
I'll do anything to get laid (here we go again)
Dear God I'm so ashamed
I just want a normal girlfriend
But here we go again