Standard (EADGBE)
: 133211 : x02220
: x02210 : xx0231
: 355333 : x35543
: x13321 : 320033
: x1333x : x32010
In a make believe celebrities -
Taking bows in front of me,
In your dickie bow ties,
In your dickies bow ties.
Pick your nose beside the stage,
Jesus Christ has come of age,
So you've had a good cry,
So you've had a good cry.
Reach out there's people in the stalls,
A Blackpool season isn't very small,
Reading commercials on TV,
Is just as good as a bad page three review,
We all know it's so hard for you.
Revue.
We all know it's so hard for you.
In the dressing room you find,
Telegrams with good luck lines,
So nice to be known,
So nice to be known.
The curtain falls so that's the end,
You hit the bottle once again,
So you've had a good crowd,
So you've had a good crowd.
Reach out there's people in the stalls,
A Blackpool season isn't very small,
Reading commercials on TV,
Is just as good as a bad page three review,
We all know it's so hard for you.
Revue.
We all know it's so hard for you.
Revue.
We all know it's so hard for you.
Revue.
We all know it's so hard for you.