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Intro

 When I was crowned a mummy's boy by friends I didn't like

 I made a million trips to school upon my father's bike

 I used to sit between his legs, perched on a piece of wood

 If it ever rained on us, I'd slip beneath his hood

 And at home the radio was on

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 >From Julie Andrews to Jerry Garcia

 Life was all fun and games

 I was out of my head and underneath my bed

 Playing with electric trains

 At home the stereo was on

 My head was filled with rock

 I played a willow cricket bat guitar

 And soloed round the clock

 My records stacked up in a pile

 Collected from the charts

 And Top of the Pops

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Bridge

 Kneeling with torchlight

Shining before me

 In my bed my eyeballs stuck in readers wives

 Pubic hairs proudly counted everyday

 Manhood took me slowly out into the milky way

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 I chased the girls and made them cry

 My hair grew down my back

 The passing of my teenage years

 Was spent down in the sack

 I played guitar and formed a band

 I puked up all night long

 As people came to sit and stare

 While I raced through my songs

 The sound of music passed me by

 Just like the Grateful Dead

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