Standard (EADGBE)

When things just aren't going your way

Like a problem hair you pluck or shave?

But shaving got to be such a bore

 and you deserve so much more

and happiness is just a purchase away

Angelina it'll fix your hunchback

Angelina it'll help your time pass

Angelina here's the forecast

Angelina it's science we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life is nothing less than tragic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life has lost all its magic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life can't promise the fantastic

It's Wax Ecstatic

Throw all your troubles away

you've nothing left that you want to save

With this circus you'll need nothing more

 and all your troubles walk out the door

and it's all just a phone call away

Angelina it'll fix your hunchback

Angelina it'll help your time pass

Angelina here's a forecast

Angelina it's science we never laugh

Here's something that is automatic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life is nothing less than tragic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life has lost all its magic

It's Wax Ecstatic

When life can't promise the fantastic

It's Wax Ecstatic