Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

(Drums)

Verse 1

 The bigger the cushion; the sweeter the pushin',

*(Riff 1)

That's what I said.

 The looser the waistband; the deeper the quicksand,

*(Riff 1)

Or so I have read.

Bridge 1

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo;

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Chorus 1

Big bottom, big bottom,

Talk about bum cakes; my girl's got 'em.

Big bottom drive me out of my mind,

How could I leave this be-hind?

Interlude

Verse 2

 I met her on Monday; 'twas my lucky bun day,

*(Riff 1)

You know what I mean?

 I love her each weekday; each velvety cheek day,

*(Riff 1)

You know what I mean?

Bridge 2

My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights;

Big game is waiting there, in-side her tights, yeah.

Chorus 2

Big bottom, big bottom,

Talk about mud flaps; my girl's got 'em.

Big bottom drive me out of my mind,

How could I leave this be-hind?

Interlude

Bridge 3

My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo;

I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo.

Chorus 3

Big bottom, big bottom,

Talk about bum cakes; my girl's got 'em.

Big bottom drive me out of my mind,

How could I leave this be-hind?

Outro

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