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 Well my pad is very messy

 And there s whiskers on my chin

 And I m all hung up on music

 And I always play to win

 I ain t got no time for loving

 Cause my time is all used up

 Just to sit around creating

 All that groovy kind of stuff.

 I m a man

 Yes I am

 And I can t help

 But love you so (no, no, no)

 I m a man

 Yes I am

 And I can t help

 But love you so

 Well if I had my choice of matter

 I would rather be with cats

 All engrossed in mental chatter

 Moving where our minds are at

 And relating to each other

 Just how strong our wills can be

 I m resisting all involvement

 With each groovy chick we see

 I m a man

 Yes I am

 And I can t help

 But love you so (no, no, no)

 I m a man

 Yes I am

 And I can t help

 But love you so

 I got to keep my image

 While suspended from a throne

 That looks out upon a kingdom

 Full of people all unknown

 Who imagine I m not human

 And my heart is made of stone

 I never had no problems

 And my toilet s trimmed with chrome

 I m a man

 Yes I am

 And I can t help

 But love you so (no, no, no)

 I m a man

 Yes I am

 And I can t help

 But love you so . . . . . . .