Conventional Lover Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

C♯Who left you hanG♯ging oBn that peg all F♯alone?

C♯You look near mint to mG♯e babe and I wBanna make you my F♯own

 IE wanna be your cF♯aptain, mBy Pon Farr is a-risin'

ESo step on over hF♯ere girl, G♯my love is enterprisin'

(Chorus)

C♯ Let me G♯be your cBonventional F♯lover

C♯ Let me G♯show you Bsome conventF♯ional love

  I C♯don't mean to bG♯oast, I Bdon't mean to bF♯rag (ooh love long and prosper)

EBut I'm a man whose only issues all F♯come in mylar bags

C♯ Let meG♯ be your cBonventional lF♯over

C♯ Let me G♯give you my cBonventional lF♯ove

  I'C♯ll give you my hG♯eart, I'll tBreat you nF♯ice (ooh love long and prosper)

  And the gEames that I play only have tF♯wenty-sided dice

They're polyhedral!

(Verse 2)

Let's hit the dealer's room and get you something fine

That collectors bust of Cthulhu reminds me of how you blow my mind

Now let me take you dancing in my best Starfleet dress uniform

You'll want to tap my mana once you've seen me perform

(Chorus)

Uh oh

Saving throw!

(Verse 3)

And when we get to mating, I'll always treat you kind

I'll never bend you too far back or ever crease your spine

But there's one thing I won't promise, there's one thing I won't do

Can't leave you in the box babe, this collector is coming through

(Chorus)

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me give you my conventional love

I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you fine

EAnd I'll make sweet love to you while we're wF♯atching Deep Space Nine