Standard (EADGBE)

 He~s just a stereotype

 He drinks his aging wines

 He has girls every night

 And he doesn~t really exist

 Aaah....

 He spends his weekends with whatever floats

 He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke

 He wants to stay out, he doesn~t want to go home

 Till his prickly fingers are stuck down his throat

 He~s just a stereotype

 He drinks his aging wines

 He drives home pissed at night

 And he listens to this ever hour

 Aaah....

 He drank his fiancee when he went his peak

 The doctor said no drink for seventeen weeks

 He wants to go out but he has to stay home

 So he watches colour TV on his own

 He~s just a stereotype

 He drinks his aging wines

 He drives home pissed at night

 And he listens to his stereo

 The toplets are finished

 The cure is complete

 He hasn~t had a drink for se-ve-en-teen weeks

 Se-venteen punks to li-mit his night

 Goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight

 The polices chase him through a dark rainy night

 The rest of... with flashing lights

 His mom~s waking up, she hopes he~s alright

 But he~s wrapped round the lampost on Saturday night

 He~s just a stereotype

 He drinks his aging wines

 He has girls every night

 And he doesn~t really exist

 Aaah....

About the bridge, I think I am pretty close. It is just too weird. Anyway,

to make this more understandable, here i the way how I play the chords:

C# x 4 3 0 2 x <--- notice that this is not really the C# chord