Standard (EADGBE)
He~s just a stereotype
He drinks his aging wines
He has girls every night
And he doesn~t really exist
Aaah....
He spends his weekends with whatever floats
He forgets the punchline when he tells a joke
He wants to stay out, he doesn~t want to go home
Till his prickly fingers are stuck down his throat
He~s just a stereotype
He drinks his aging wines
He drives home pissed at night
And he listens to this ever hour
Aaah....
He drank his fiancee when he went his peak
The doctor said no drink for seventeen weeks
He wants to go out but he has to stay home
So he watches colour TV on his own
He~s just a stereotype
He drinks his aging wines
He drives home pissed at night
And he listens to his stereo
The toplets are finished
The cure is complete
He hasn~t had a drink for se-ve-en-teen weeks
Se-venteen punks to li-mit his night
Goes straight to his head, he ends up in a fight
The polices chase him through a dark rainy night
The rest of... with flashing lights
His mom~s waking up, she hopes he~s alright
But he~s wrapped round the lampost on Saturday night
He~s just a stereotype
He drinks his aging wines
He has girls every night
And he doesn~t really exist
Aaah....
About the bridge, I think I am pretty close. It is just too weird. Anyway,
to make this more understandable, here i the way how I play the chords:
C# x 4 3 0 2 x <--- notice that this is not really the C# chord