Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(Spoken):
One, two.
Verse 1
If you ever hear a noise in the night;
Your body starts to sweat, it shakes and shivers in fright.
You go and sleep with your mother; she hates your guts,
She knows that you love her, so she holds you tight,
All through the night, until the broad day-light.
And when she doesn't come home, you have to sleep a-lone,
Then you wet your bed and I think that's sad;
For a girl of nine-teen, it's more than sad; it's ob-scene.
Chorus 1
(Spoken):
One, two.
Verse 2
And your girlfriend sweet; little seventeen,
She's got her layered hair and her flared jeans.
You know what that means? She's just a little queen,
She shares your London flat;
She thinks that London's where it's at; although it stinks!
And when it rains, you wear your hat,
And your plum coloured PVC, wet look maxi-mac.
You tie your ginger hair back in a bun;
You're the ugliest creature, under the sun.
Chorus 2
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One, two.
Solo
Chorus 3
(Spoken):
One, two.
Verse 3
And you think it's about time that you died,
And I a-gree; so you decide on suicide.
You tried, but you never quite carried it off;
You only wanted to die in order to show off.
And if you think you're gonna bleed all over me;
You're even wronger than you'd normally be.
And the only things you want to see are kitsch,
The only thing you want to be is rich.
Your little pink, up-pointed nose be-gins to twitch;
I know, you know; you're just a little bitch.
Chorus 4
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One, two.
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