Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Hey there, Paco you Italian fiend

 Why aren't you in love with me?

 I've got a killer crush on you

 And it's something that I just can't endure

I know Paco's kind of retarded

He's left me here all broken hearted

I want him to be my man

 He wants another girl to hold his hand

Chorus

 So Hey Paco baby don't you know you break my heart

 So sugar do the right thing just c'mon be my retard

 You're looking kind of cool

 I write your name on all my desks at school

 I wanna see your band

 I wanna make you understand

 That I wanna hold your hand

 But there's nothing I can do to convince you

 Cos Paco doesn't love me.

Intro

Second verse different from the first

And you know I'm not the only one

 Whose heart pounds when Paco plays his drums

Cos hits the skins as fast as Marky

I wish he hit my skin that quickly

Hey there Paco you Italian fiend

 Why aren't you in love with me?

 I've got a killer crush on you

 And it's something that I just can't endure

Chorus

Chorus

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