Standard (EADGBE)

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

 Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof

 The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof

The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me

 Umbrellas waving, the streets need paving,

 The rain runs down to the sea

 But I'm indifferent, for me it's different,

 It's all Bahamas to me

Verse 1

The skies are starting to cloud up

But that won't slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up

But that won't bring me down

The skies are starting to cloud up

But that won't slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up

But that won't bring me down, bring me down

Completely dry, dry as a Navajo in August, see the sky

 The mothers just sigh, send children inside

 Hey, mama, you lied

The skies are starting to cloud up but that won't slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up but that won't bring me down

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof

The barometric pressure has no relevance to me

The skies are starting to cloud up but that won't slow me down

Your eyes are starting to well up but that won't bring me down

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof

The pressure you're exerting is irrelevant to me

 I see you crying but I'm not buying your Meryl Streep mimicry

 It's misdirected, your voice inflected for maximum sympathy

 Niagara Falls, romantic getaway for lovers of all creeds

 They're all agreed, impressive indeed

 Till the Falls stall before me

The rain just falls off of me

The tears just fall off of me

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof

And nothing of a liquid nature's gonna mess with me

The rain just falls off of me,

The tears just fall off of me,

'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof

Water, water everywhere, but not a drop on me