Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Harry, it's good of you to stay

 Hear every word I say

 And not just duck away

God, these drinks are something warm and watered down

 Barkeep, how 'bout some ice, hey, Harry sit back down

Say, that little thing there's fine from behind

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They all look good after three or four,

 So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more

 of anything, no more of anything

Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more

For months, for years,

Tits were once a

source of fun and games at home

 And now she says, tits are only there

 to feed our little Joe

 So that he'll grow into a man

Harry, it's really rough at home

I've caught her on the phone

Hey, who's that on the phone?

Oh, that's no one dear, The standard sort of line

Harry, you know me well, You know that I'm not blind

Hey, you ain't been drinking Don't you know I'm buying?

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How well I know

Tits were only there for fun

and games at home

And now she says...

God, the room is spinning round hey, drive me home old pal

God, you sure get around Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home

Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home

Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more

It's all so good after three or four(3X)

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