Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Harry, it's good of you to stay
Hear every word I say
And not just duck away
God, these drinks are something warm and watered down
Barkeep, how 'bout some ice, hey, Harry sit back down
Say, that little thing there's fine from behind
Chorus
They all look good after three or four,
So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink 'til you can't see no more
For months, for years,
Tits were once a
source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there
to feed our little Joe
So that he'll grow into a man
Harry, it's really rough at home
I've caught her on the phone
Hey, who's that on the phone?
Oh, that's no one dear, The standard sort of line
Harry, you know me well, You know that I'm not blind
Hey, you ain't been drinking Don't you know I'm buying?
Chorus
How well I know
Tits were only there for fun
and games at home
And now she says...
God, the room is spinning round hey, drive me home old pal
God, you sure get around Harry, I know it's you who's breaking up my home
Harry, don't say a word, just drop me off at home
Harry, forgive me Harry, let's have just one more
It's all so good after three or four(3X)