Standard (EADGBE)

When I spot a driver worth a second glance

 Foot to floorboard, impact soon achieved

Here comes Bob, I ain’t subtle in my ways of making friends

Girl this rubbled mess was caused by my neglect

 Of course I'll pay and by the way my dear

Here comes Bob, I ain't subtle in my ways of making friends

Here comes Bob

Sometimes I will stoop to hitting two-door coupes without the frills

But that is just for casual acquaintances, for stripped-down thrills

Your car girl or mine it doesn’t matter, doesn’t matter no

But for affairs with staying power I go after limousines

Its always nice if something big is acting as your go-between

And for a group encounter I'll hit busses, mobile homes or trains to Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

It's hard to make acquaintances in our big town

Most eyes stare at nothing much at all

But here comes Bob I aint subtle in my ways of making friends, acquaintances

Instant adulation comes to some at birth

Born to queens or corporate entities

But here comes Bob Someday they’ll put me away

I’ll think back on active days most were worth the minor cars

Some were worth the damaged cars And the judge will say to me

"Bob, You’ve got a bad means to a worthwhile end"

Well, here comes Bob