Standard (EADGBE)

You fell for me, I fell for you

You think I'm great, I think you're good

 And that's enough to prove the point once more

Everybody's stupid, that's for sure

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 (Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure

 (Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure

 (Oh yeah) Everybody's stupid, that's for sure

Everybody's stupid, that's for sure

I light my filter, then reverse it

And burn a mouth that's weak on verbs

And nouns and nouns but I'm not sore

Everybody's stupid, that's for sure

Chorus

I traded you for Jean and Myra

I traded them for the Mormon Choir

Now I got some music and the Lord

And I'm feeling dumber than before

Chorus