Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Who knows what the

 wind's gonna bring when the

 invalids sing "La-la's"

 With a powerful sting sting that'll stop

 any opera or any Bing

 Sing, spread the news across the land

 All winners will be also-rans

 Achoo! One size fits ev'ryone

 Achoo! One breath, the deed's been done

(idem)

Grey hair, and a

dash and a flair give your

Doctor an air - I'm hurt

But the choice that you made is an

obvious one for a girl who needs care

I do hope that he makes you well

Say, is there any cure for hell?

Chorus

repeat)

 Sing, Ile de France and ev'rywhere

 You can't ignore that sort of air

Chorus

repeat)

So...

[change from 4/4 to 5/4 beat]

  open wide, open wide and say,

[back to 4/4]

 open wide and say goodbye, you'll be Okay

 (///+///)

 Achoo! He's gonna whisk you away

 Achoo! He's gonna make you OK

Achoo (repeat till fade)

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