Standard (EADGBE)

No use in our pretending we don't know what we know

We know a lot of things

I know each muscle on your back and every toe

 But you've held out on me, I can tell from your eyes

 Disguising the ace that you hold

Chorus

 I want a big surprise tonite

 A really big surprise tonite

 It's boy meets girl and here we go once again

 Where is that Yankee ingenuity

Somebody told me how the motion picture would end

I turned and glared at them

And then I read the way the world was going to end

With a whimpering sound, not a banging away

I'm sorry I gave it away

Chorus 2x

Break the rules and make a fool out of me

Where is that Yankee ingenuity right now

I want a big surprise tonite

A really big surprise tonite