Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

 Who lives in a house like this

 who lives in a house like this

Verse 1

 At number 69 there lives a

transvestite

 He's a man by day but he's

 a woman at night

 There's a man at number 4 who

swears he's Saddam Hussein

 Says he's on a chore to start

 the 3rd world war

Chorus

 Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

 please come and stay a while

 In my beautiful neighbourhood

Verse 2

In 110 they have'nt paid the rent

so there goes the T.V with the

repo men

In 999 they make a living by crime

the house is always empty coz

they're all doing time

Chorus 2

 Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

 please come and stay a while

 in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighbourhood

 Who lives in a house like this

 Who lives in a house like this

Verse 3

In number 18 there lives a

big butch queen

he's bigger than tyson and he's

twice as mean

In 666 there lives a Mr Miller

He's our local vicar and a

serial killer

Chorus

 Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

 please come and stay a while

 in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighborhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighbourhood

 Who lives in a house like this

(Who lives here man?)

 Who lives in a house like this

Middle section

 Oh they want to knock us down

coz they think we're scum

 But we will all be waiting when

 the bulldozers come

 In a neighbourhood like this

you know it's hard to survive

 So you've got to be prepared coz

 they'll take us alive

Chorus

 Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

 please come and stay a while

 in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighborhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighbourhood

SPACE - NEIGHBORHOOD

Intro

 Who lives in a house like this

 who lives in a house like this

Verse 1

 At number 69 there lives a

transvestite

 He's a man by day but he's

 a woman at night

 There's a man at number 4 who

swears he's Saddam Hussein

 Says he's on a chore to start

 the 3rd world war

Chorus

 Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

 please come and stay a while

 In my beautiful neighbourhood

Verse 2

In 110 they have'nt paid the rent

so there goes the T.V with the

repo men

In 999 they make a living by crime

the house is always empty coz

they're all doing time

Chorus 2

 Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

 please come and stay a while

 in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighbourhood

 Who lives in a house like this

 Who lives in a house like this

Verse 3

In number 18 there lives a

big butch queen

he's bigger than tyson and he's

twice as mean

In 666 there lives a Mr Miller

He's our local vicar and a

serial killer

Chorus

 Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

 please come and stay a while

 in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighborhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighbourhood

 Who lives in a house like this

(Who lives here man?)

 Who lives in a house like this

Middle section

 Oh they want to knock us down

coz they think we're scum

 But we will all be waiting when

 the bulldozers come

 In a neighbourhood like this

you know it's hard to survive

 So you've got to be prepared coz

 they'll take us alive

Chorus

 Oh Oh Oh if you find the time

 please come and stay a while

 in my beautiful neighbourhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighborhood

my neighbourhood

 my my my beautiful neighbourhood