Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Who lives in a house like this
who lives in a house like this
Verse 1
At number 69 there lives a
transvestite
He's a man by day but he's
a woman at night
There's a man at number 4 who
swears he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start
the 3rd world war
Chorus
Oh Oh Oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
Verse 2
In 110 they have'nt paid the rent
so there goes the T.V with the
repo men
In 999 they make a living by crime
the house is always empty coz
they're all doing time
Chorus 2
Oh Oh Oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this
Who lives in a house like this
Verse 3
In number 18 there lives a
big butch queen
he's bigger than tyson and he's
twice as mean
In 666 there lives a Mr Miller
He's our local vicar and a
serial killer
Chorus
Oh Oh Oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighborhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this
(Who lives here man?)
Who lives in a house like this
Middle section
Oh they want to knock us down
coz they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when
the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this
you know it's hard to survive
So you've got to be prepared coz
they'll take us alive
Chorus
Oh Oh Oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighborhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
SPACE - NEIGHBORHOOD
Intro
Who lives in a house like this
who lives in a house like this
Verse 1
At number 69 there lives a
transvestite
He's a man by day but he's
a woman at night
There's a man at number 4 who
swears he's Saddam Hussein
Says he's on a chore to start
the 3rd world war
Chorus
Oh Oh Oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
In my beautiful neighbourhood
Verse 2
In 110 they have'nt paid the rent
so there goes the T.V with the
repo men
In 999 they make a living by crime
the house is always empty coz
they're all doing time
Chorus 2
Oh Oh Oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this
Who lives in a house like this
Verse 3
In number 18 there lives a
big butch queen
he's bigger than tyson and he's
twice as mean
In 666 there lives a Mr Miller
He's our local vicar and a
serial killer
Chorus
Oh Oh Oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighborhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood
Who lives in a house like this
(Who lives here man?)
Who lives in a house like this
Middle section
Oh they want to knock us down
coz they think we're scum
But we will all be waiting when
the bulldozers come
In a neighbourhood like this
you know it's hard to survive
So you've got to be prepared coz
they'll take us alive
Chorus
Oh Oh Oh if you find the time
please come and stay a while
in my beautiful neighbourhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighborhood
my neighbourhood
my my my beautiful neighbourhood