Standard (EADGBE)
Say that I'm a silly so and so
Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool
Tromp on my big toe Darling, I still love you so
I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool
I know that I embarass you sometimes
Like when I threw your mom into the pool
I yell a lot And you can't understand a word I say
But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool
I remember the night we met
It was in a laundromat
You came into to wash your feet
She was eating a pile of meat
And that as they say was that
Oh...
At the moment I am indisposed
But when and if someday I get set free
We'll find a little cottage With a swingset and a slide
And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be
And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be