Standard (EADGBE)

Say that I'm a silly so and so

Tell me I'm not clever, cute or cool

Tromp on my big toe Darling, I still love you so

I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool

I know that I embarass you sometimes

Like when I threw your mom into the pool

 I yell a lot And you can't understand a word I say

 But, hey, I'm just a crazy, lovesick fool

 I remember the night we met

 It was in a laundromat

 You came into to wash your feet

 She was eating a pile of meat

 And that as they say was that

Oh...

 At the moment I am indisposed

 But when and if someday I get set free

 We'll find a little cottage With a swingset and a slide

 And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be

 And crazy, lovesick fools we'll be