Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Jesus was a hippie

Peace and love was all he was about

That's why they killed him

 'Cause that shit's something people can't figure out

Now some folks who worship him are the ones

 Who would have cheered at the crucifixion

They got no conviction

 It doesn't matter if the man was fact or fiction

Verse 2

Nixon was a liar

It's the one thing believed to be true

But Tricky Dick was not a crook

Whatever that means, whatever presidents do

Money can't buy you children

And nothing can bring them back to you

We all make mistakes

We all need someone to look up to

Chorus

But who're you gonna call your fearless leader?

Who's gonna put your fears to bed?

'Cause heroes will never let you down

Just as long as they're dead

Verse 3

Satan is a feeling, deviance it lurks in everyone

Guilty pleasures, mischievous behavior can be fun

No one made you do it, nobody but yourself to blame

It's always at your door and trouble is its name

Chorus

But who're you gonna call your fearless leader?

Who's gonna put your fears to bed?

Heroes will never let you down

Just as long as they're dead

Bridge

Sometimes you gotta pick and choose

Sometimes, no matter what, you lose

Verse 4

Divine was a woman

His private parts said she was a man

Those were his private parts

The parts that he could never understand

But she was an actress

She could be anything that she wanted

Her reality was the very

Thing that she flaunted

Chorus

But who're you gonna call your fearless leader?

Who's gonna put your fears to bed?

Heroes will never let you down

Just as long as they're dead

But who're you gonna call your fearless leader?

When you run from fear you leave yourself behind

You can't dump your fears on someone else

'Cause it's all in your mind