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One, two, three, four

 In my backyard I grew a statue

 Overwhelming and high

 And I thought it was a virtue

 To gaze at it and sigh

 And time passed by, and so did I.

 Now I just woke up in your morning

 To find that I'm there too

 Suddenly you start moving, saying:

 "What is it you do?"

 You're not a star but you are, you are

 And I'm not your fan but I am, I am

 You're not a star but you are, you are

 And no I'm not your fan but I am, I am

And I'm so glad that you're no legend

But that there are two cups on the floor

Let's not talk about heaven

Let's have a beer on the shore

You're not unbelievable but you are here

And I'm not unachievable but now I'm here