Standard (EADGBE)

 Key:

Chords used:

Intro

x2

Verse 1

I have a story a bitter anthem

 For everyone to hear

 About this kid who just don't like me

 And that's a solid fact

 They say he's hunting

 me and as you see

 I'm all swelled up with fear

 Cause I can't get

 him off my back

Chorus 1

If you see

Jordan if you see Jordan

 He makes me

Sick he makes me sick

High school's

Over high school's over

And you still won't quit

 Post Chorus:

Verse 2

You tried to fight me

 down at Tyler's beach

 And man I think that's great

 You nearly cried and

 said to yell at you

 Like I do at all the girls

 You drove home real

 quick did you make it

 In time to masturbate?

There's one too many

of you in this world

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Guitar solo

x4

Verse 3

You say it's chivalry

 well it's jealousy that

Led us to this song

 Won't play it often

 just at least until

 You're gone

You'll stop at nothing but

 the real thing and everything

Up to that's pretend

You tried to

brainwash all my friends

Chorus 2

If you see

Jordan if you see Jordan

 He makes me

Sick he makes me sick

High school's

Over high school's over

And you still won't quit

 Fuck you Jordan

fuck you Jordan

 You made me

Sick you made me sick

High school's

Over high school's over

I don't care if

 you dye your hair

You'll always be a

little red head bitch!

Ending solo

x4 (hold)