Standard (EADGBE)
Key:
Chords used:
Intro
x2
Verse 1
I have a story a bitter anthem
For everyone to hear
About this kid who just don't like me
And that's a solid fact
They say he's hunting
me and as you see
I'm all swelled up with fear
Cause I can't get
him off my back
Chorus 1
If you see
Jordan if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick he makes me sick
High school's
Over high school's over
And you still won't quit
Post Chorus:
Verse 2
You tried to fight me
down at Tyler's beach
And man I think that's great
You nearly cried and
said to yell at you
Like I do at all the girls
You drove home real
quick did you make it
In time to masturbate?
There's one too many
of you in this world
(Repeat Chorus 1)
Guitar solo
x4
Verse 3
You say it's chivalry
well it's jealousy that
Led us to this song
Won't play it often
just at least until
You're gone
You'll stop at nothing but
the real thing and everything
Up to that's pretend
You tried to
brainwash all my friends
Chorus 2
If you see
Jordan if you see Jordan
He makes me
Sick he makes me sick
High school's
Over high school's over
And you still won't quit
Fuck you Jordan
fuck you Jordan
You made me
Sick you made me sick
High school's
Over high school's over
I don't care if
you dye your hair
You'll always be a
little red head bitch!
Ending solo
x4 (hold)