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I want to be drunk on important occasions - I'll hit a reporter for you.

I want to be mad when it matters the least,

 So we can laugh about it later.

Sometimes some folks die of small dreams.

Sometimes I'm glad I've only got one goal...

If the delay was long, you've got my continuing apologies -

I'm sorry, but it was worth it, if I could bring you to bring me to--

 if we were in a movie, I'd tell you my name,

 and then you would smile and tell me the same.

 If we were in a movie I'd be happy to see you smiling frame by frame

 please don't wake me, I'm only dreaming,

 You never even told me your lines.

Two weeks is too long for two people to wait...

 I want to be witty when the newspaper calls;

 I hope you're still pretty when the dynasty falls.

Pick an addiction that's easy to treat, so we can laugh about it later.

Sometimes some folks die of small dreams.

Someday real soon you'll bring me to me knees.