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Oh Sweden I'm sorry to say

 That you're tedious sometimes

 Your natural beauty is unsurpassed

 Your children are healthy and ruddy

 Your recycling facilities are second to none

 You're an ethical, peace-loving nation

 You design such great furniture and storage solutions

 And mass-produce them too

 But nobody smiles back at me

 On the underground on my way to work

 You're as cold as the Baltic Sea

 And you close your doors so readily

 But your lakes are so clean for swimming in

 Your mountains so white for skiing on

 Your forests are so full of blueberries

 Your summers are cloudless sky

 But nobody smiles back at me

 On the underground on my way to work

 You're as cold as the Baltic Sea

 And you close your doors so readily

But I could be your friend

I'll come round for tea when you're all alone

I can make you laugh

I'll chat to you all night long on the phone

We can be your friends

We can be your friends

We can be your friends