Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Well I'm The...
Chorus 1
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Verse 1
I came back from time I got my power glove, Burt Ryenolds stole it but I got it back
Teleporting fat guy, he's teleporting and he's so damn FAT,Yes I am
Teleporting Fat Guy!
Chorus 2
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Verse 2
Punched Burt Ryenolds right in the face *DOUCHE*, Make him look like such a disgrace,
Because I'm The Teleporting, Teleporting Fat guy, Punch him in the Fat guy, I'M from
outer space!
Teleporting Fat guy! Teleporting!
Chorus 3
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Teleporting, teleporting, teleporting fat guy.
Outro
Teleporting Fat Guy with a cool mustache.