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 I was minding my business lifting some lead off

 The roof of the Holy Name Church

 It was worthwhile living a laughable life

 Just to set my eyes on a blistering sight

 Of a vicar in a tutu

He~s not strange

 He just wants to live his life this way

 A scanty bit of a thing with a decorative ring

 That wouldn~t cover the head of a child

 As Rose collects the money in the cannister

 Who comes sliding down the banister

 The vicar in a tutu

He~s not strange

 He just wants to live his life this way

 The monkish monsignor with a head full of plaster

 Said, -my man, get your vile soul dry-cleaned-

 As Rose counts the money in the cannister

 As natural as rain he dances again

 Vicar in a tutu

Oh yeah

 Oh yeah...

 Vicar in a tutu

Oh yeah

 Oh yeah...

 The next day in the pulpit with freedom and ease

 Combating ignorance, dust and disease

 As Rose counts the money in the cannister

 As natural as raihe dances again and again and again

 And the fabric of a tutu

Any man could get used to

 And I am a living sign

 I~m a living sign....

 I~m a living sign....

that is basically the song in it~s entirety...