Paint A Vulgar Picture Chords

Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

E5 E

G C F F G C

G

Am F G F Am F G

Verse 1

 At the Crecord Fcompany Gmeeting,

COn their hFands: a dead sGtar.

 And oAmoh, the pFlans that they wGeave,

FAnd Amooh, the sFickening gGreed. E

Verse 2

 At the Arecord Dcompany Eparty

AOn their hDands: a dead sEtar.

 The F♯msycophantic Dslags all Esay:

 "I Dknew him fAirst, and I Dknew him wEell."

 ReA-issue! ReD-package! REe-package!

 ReA-evaluDate the soEngs,

F♯mDouble pDack with a pEhotograph,

DExtra tArack (and a tDacky bEadge.) G

Verse 3

C F

A-list, playlist,

 "Please them, please Gthem, please them!"

 (CSadly, Fthis was your lifGe)

 But you Amcould have said Fno, if you'dG wanted to,

F You cAmould have said Fno, if you'dG wanted to.

Verse 4

 BPCI, MTV, FBBC,

 "Please Gthem. please them!"

 (CSadly, tFhis was your lifeG)

 But you Amcould have said Fno, if you'dG wanted to,

FYou Amcould have Fwalked away,G couldn't you? E

Verse 5

A I tDouched you at the soundEcheck,

 You hAad no Dreal way of Eknowing.

 In my F♯mheart I Dbegged, "Take me Ewith you.D

 I F♯mdon't care Dwhere you're gEoing."

Verse 6

 But to Ayou I was faDceless,

 I was faEwning, I was boring.

 A cAhild from those Dugly new Ehouses,

 Who could F♯mnever beDgin to Eknow,

DWho could F♯mnever Dreally Eknow. G

Back up guitar chords for solo

C F F G C F

Am F G F Am F G

F

F G C F G Am

F G F Am F G E

Guitar solo

Verse 7

ABest of! Most Dof! SatiEate the need,

ASlip them into Ddifferent slEeeves!

 BF♯muy both, aDnd feel decEeived,D

F♯mClimber, new Dentry re-Eentry.

Verse 8

AWorld tour!("DMedia whore!")

 "Please Ethe press in BAelgium!"

 (DThis was your Elife...)

 And when it F♯mfails to rDecoup? Well, Emaybe:D

 You F♯mjust haven't eDarned it yet, bEaby. G

Verse 9

 I walked a pCace behiFnd you at the Gsouundcheck.

 You're Cjust the Fsame as I Gam.

AmWhat makes most Fpeople Gfeel happy

FLeads us Amheadlong iFnto Gharm.

 So, in my Cbedroom in those Fugly new houses,

 I Gdance my lCegs Fdown to the Gknees.

Am F G F Am

 ButG me and Emy true love will never meet again...

Verse 10

 At the Arecord Dcompany Emeeting,

 On their Ahands, at Dlast, a dead starE!

 But they can F♯mnever Dtaint you in Emy eyes,

DThey can F♯mnever Dtouch you Enow.

 No, they Acannot Dhurt you my Edarling,

 They Acannot Dtouch you Enow,

F♯m D E D F♯m

 ButE me and my true love will never meet again.

Outro

G7 G7 G7 G7

| / slide up

| \ slide down

 | B hammer-on

| p pull-off

| ~ vibrato

| + harmonic

| x Mute note