Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verses are just Bm and Em. (With G and F#m as additional chords.)

I'd like to drop my trousers to the world

 I am a man of means (of slender means)

 Each household appliance

 Is like a new science in my town

 And if the day came when I felt a

natural emotion

 I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump

 In the ocean

The 'And when a train goes by'-part is A-Bm-G (It's important you actually must play

string apart, that part)

And when a train goes by

 It's such a sad sound

No ...

It's such a sad thing

G - F#m (You can also play this :

_________________

| G- 4- -2-Bend |

| D- 5- -4-Bend |

| A- 5- -4-Bend |

[_______________] )

Intro

- )

I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen

 Every sensible child will know what this means

The poor and the needy

 Are selfish and greedy on her terms

 And if the day came when I felt a

natural emotion

 I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump

 In the ocean

And when a train goes by

 It's such a sad sound

No ...

It's such a sad thing

Instrumental bridge

- (Bend)

Intro

 And when I'm lying in my bed

 I think about life

 And I think about death

 And neither one particularly appeals to me

 And if the day came when I felt a

natural emotion

 I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie

 In the middle of the street and die

 I'd lie down and die ...

Oh, oh