Half A Person Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G7M E7

  Call me G7Mmorbid, call me E7pale

  I've spent G7Msix years on your E7trail

  BmSix A6long Gyears

  On your E7trail A

  Call me G7Mmorbid, call me E7pale

  I've spent G7Msix years on your E7trail

  BmSix full A6years of my Glife on your traiE7l A

  And if you F♯have five seconds to spareG D A

  Then I'll F♯tell you the story of my Glife C: G6

  DSixteen, clumsy and Ashy

F♯ I went to London and IBm G

  I Dbooked myself in at the AY ... F♯mW.C.AF♯.

  I said : "I G7Mlike it here - can I E7stay ?

  I G7Mlike it here - can I E7stay ?

  BmDo you have a A6vacancy G

  For a Back-scrubE7ber?" A

She was left behind, and sour

And she wrote to me, equally dour

She said : "In the days when you were

Hopelessly poor

I just liked you more..."

And if you have five seconds to spare

Then I'll tell you the story of my life :

Sixteen, clumsy and shy

I went to London and I

I booked myself in at the Y ... W.C.A.

I said : "I like it here - can I stay ?

I like it here - can I stay ?

And do you have a vacancy

For a Back-scrubber ?"

Call me morbid, call me pale

I've spent too long on your trail

Far too long

Chasing your tail

Oh ...

  And if you F♯have five seconds to sparGe D A

  Then I'll F♯tell you the story of my Glife C: G6

  DSixteen, clumsy and Ashy

F♯ That's the story of Bmmy lifeG

  DSixteen, clumsy and Ashy

  The F♯mstory of my F♯life

  That's the G7Mstory of my lifE7e

G7M That's the story of my lE7ife

G7M That's the story of my E7life

G7M The story of my lifE7e

 (repeat G7M/E7 until end)

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story of my life

That's the story ...

Tab Chords by James P. L.