Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
(This riff is also played during Verse 1 and Verse 2)
Verse 1
I get to the party, but I'm too late
And I got stood up on my very first date
I listen to country and everybody goes rock
I get to the dance floor, that's when the music stops
Pre-chorus
It doesn't matter what I do, I just can't seem to win
But here I go again
And I say
Chorus
Hey that's the story of my life
I had a good plan but it didn't go right
Oh no I'm overdrawn
I check my account and the money's all gone
Why me I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my life
Intro
Verse 2
I pick a slot machine and lose it all again
But when I walk away, someone else always wins
When she finally calls me, I forget my phone
And when I'm starving, you know the kitchen's closed
Pre-chorus
It doesn't matter what I try, it all ends up the same
And here I go again
Chorus
Hey that's the story of my life
I had a good plan but it didn't go right
Oh no I'm overdrawn
I check my account and the money's all gone
Why me I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my life
Bridge
Just when it seems like it's turnin' 'round for me
There's always something that ends up happening
I found my car but I can't find my keys
Solo
Verse 3
Hey that's the story of my life
I had a good plan but it didn't go right
Oh no I'm overdrawn
I check my account and the money's all gone
Why me I don't know what to think
I finally get aboard and the whole boat sinks
Seems to be the story of my life