Sorry About Your Penis Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

G♯5 F♯5 A5

Verse

G♯5I caught you looking at yourB5self

 Don't E5worry about it you look A5fine

 How G♯5did you get your hair so B5tight

E5Kicking legs, you might as well A5fight

 It's G♯5January you got a B5tan

 I E5gotta hand it to you A5man

 You're the G♯5bull of the ball

B5Trying to stand tall

E5Thinking you can take them A5all

Chorus

G♯5Sorry aF♯5bout your F5penE5is (3x)

I caught you looking at yourself

I bet you got overhead cams

Personalized plates and all

Your truck's probably 10 feet tall

I bet you say dude a lot

I bet you don't do it at all

You try to get it out

Might as well be rough

Thinking you can take them all

Chorus

G♯5Sorry aF♯5bout your F5penE5is

G♯5Sorry aF♯5bout your F5penE5is

G♯5Sorry aF♯5bout your F5penE5is

G♯5SorrF♯5ry A5I'm

G♯5SorrF♯5ry A5I'm

G♯5SorrF♯5ry A5so sorry G♯5 F♯5 A5

You don't get it you'll never will

Flirting with that macho, overkill

Seeing everything as if it was a sport

All you end up is with a case of warts

Cookie cutter man you all you look a like

Drink 'em up drink 'em up, Fight! Fight! Fight!

Bully of a man's got a tounge in cheek (???)

Don't recreate please, please, please

Sorry about your penis (3x)

Sorry about your penis (3x)